I have a simple naming policy on my blog. In order to protect the guilty and expose the innocent to those that read my blog, which are few and far between according to my stats (but I don’t care), I rename everybody.
Monkey, Nuzzle and Scratch are my daughters. They feature regularly in my blog. Uncle Drunk is a good friend of mine and is the cause of most of the stress for Aunt Nearly-Sober.
If you are a girl and you are not one of my girls, you will probably get renamed to:
If you are a boy, you will be renamed to:
I hope this policy is clear.